
This is the big day where professional chefs taste Noodle Cook's food, the long awaited privilege of having food critiqued by industry experts, an experience to die for for any wannabe Masterchef. No one cooks an untested dish, with an original recipe concocted after 11 hours of auditioning, on the day of a do or die judgement, except the one and only 2-minute Noodle Cook. With a dish aptly called "Secrets", the events of the day remain a secret for the time being.

With a pack of 2-minute noodles as part of contingency planning and a red packet for good luck, the enclosed money already spent on the audition food, Noodle Cook can't lose. For support, John the villain hangs around the neck in the form of a pearl necklet, a bit like a mill stone as the expression goes. Ominous, but perhaps not, as it has been John's expert destructive constructive criticism, that builds Noodle Cook's electronic cooking career, and it is John's cooking that develops the palate for traditional and classic dishes.

The ever well prepared Noodle Cook has already made a smooth lump free chicken veloute stabilized in gelatin. Hold on, is this a 2-minute shortcut waiting to be picked on by snobbish French trained judges? Yes and no. The quantity of chicken bones that went in the chicken stock even after boosting with pork rind gelatin from pork hock, was not strong enough. The veloute made with dilute chicken stock, butter, and flour still wobbles after chilling. This consistency is not stiff enough for the intended dish, so some gelatin is needed to make the veloute suitable for cutting when chilled.

A quick lick of the pot confirms the tastefulness with just a touch of seasoning when making up the dish. Wash the pot, pack everything, including mobile phone, and drive off to impress the judges. Did someone say "everything"? The pot sits drying on the kitchen sink wondering why it isn't starring on TV.
I N T E R M I S S I O N
Behind the scene, the battle for the chef hat in the home kitchen continues. Expert food critic, John (the villain in this blog) has the upper hand with over 20 years experience as "executive chef" in home cooking.
Noodle: I'm back from the audition with your field hat!
John: I should be the one at the audition with my 20 years experience!
Noodle: What do you reckon I should have cooked for the audition?
John: DUMPLINGS! Your dumplings are fantastic!
Noodle: So, I am no good at cooking anything else?
John: Says you!
Noodle: Of my cooking, what sort of dish do you enjoy?
John: FRENCH lamb shank in red wine. Not too keen on Persian pomegranate walnut chicken. You should have let me cover the cost of the audition and do something Asian-European.
French lamb means NO coriander
Noodle: What is Asian-European?
John: The Australian food we eat today. Mike's coming.
It looks like a long night of "geospeak" for the blokes over a bottle, perhaps 3 bottles, of $100 Barossa Valley shiraz. This is petrol that keeps geologists going.
Noodle: Hi Mike!
Mike: Your hair looks a mess, though your outfit in green and gold is very Australian.
The green top, which matches the colour of this blog, is made in France.
Noodle: You should hear about my day in front of the food experts. Ever since my younger days I knew I had something going after being disallowed in cooking competitions for being under age: I ended up in the "Open" section to compete with people 20 years older and won. Did you know what I cooked for the experts today?
John:
DUMPLINGS!Mike: Serve them up now!
With expectation of some great dish both eyed Noodle Cook greedily.Noodle: I didn't bring the leftovers....
John: There are some in my freezer.
Noodle: What's the pasta sauce doing here?
A half emptied jar of Noodle Cook's caramelized semi dried tomato and onion sits on the kitchen bench.
Mike: I ate it for a snack. Fantastic, the greatest!
With the $100 wine as a perfect pairing? What a compliment!Noodle: Does it taste
Italian?
Mike:
Yes, Italian, the top in the world! If it's not too late for Saturday night, wouldn't mind some
dumplings, a meal perhaps....
Noodle: You are expecting me to cook as if its my job!
No answer implies affirmation. There are no shortage of enthusiastic tasters, nor any leftovers where Noodle Cook's famed cooking is concerned. A meal at short notice with disparate ingredients from
somebody else's pantry becomes a breeze with
universal and versatile noodles, THE essential pantry item. Even "
hard arse" geologists develop a
soft spot for noodles, especially when served Thai style with dumplings in
2 minutes flat.
The clock approaches midnight. What an amazing 2 days, when an
electronic persona, the comical,
2-minute Noodle Cook, self proclaimed electronic Masterchef, comes alive, closely, eerily, unintentionally, mimicking the
partly fictitious, over-dramatized story portrayed in "An Electronic Restaurant", of an individual's
dream of owning a restaurant.
Noodle Cook, exhausted, under the effect of 1 egg cup of shiraz, falls asleep, like Dave, the robot in Steven Spielberg's Artificial Intelligence, a contented
Pinocchio floating off to the place of
dreams and desires.
Lights dim, power down, camera off. The computer needs a reboot to launch "An Electronic Restaurant" back into
electronic reality when Noodle Cook wakes up in the morning with the computer programmer's tech hat on.
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