My Little Restaurant Rules!

It's time to set the scene for the greatest event in the cut-throat electronic restaurant business: It's Noodle Cook, the self proclaimed electronic Masterchef and 2-minute expert, versus food critic, John the "secret reviewer" in the do or die battle for the crown of supremacy in the home kitchen stadium!

In the calm before the storm, Noodle and John look just like ordinary suburban people, perhaps a bit older than the general food blogging community.

As geologists, Noodle and John climbed many mountains, trudged across many deep valleys, struggled to float in rough waters, and crossed many bridges, with many more obstacles to overcome, like bureaucratic red tape in exploration. Both Noodle and John know bush tucker like the back of their hands, from stone cold dinners served with gritty gravy resembling drill sludge, to stale rock hard bread to name a few.

Away from the field, John likes cooking and a bit of booze pop soda unlike Noodle who enjoys a good cuppa and dining out at European style restaurants like the Ragged Robin. John laughs at life's little idiosyncrasies watching comedies like "Blackadder" while Noodle turns to food blogging for a bit of a laugh over cooking stuff ups.

John cooks great meals, while Noodle makes food look good with a camera lens and dreams of cooking on TV like Jamie Oliver and owning a great restaurant.

The battle lines are drawn to decide who rules supreme in the home kitchen stadium in the next Iron Chef challenge. This is electronic reality, so it's gonna be the next Paper Chef challenge! Watch out for the unfolding drama in Noodle's electronic dream....

Allez cuisine!

Note: South Park style cartoon characters created using "South Park Studio 2".